V-SCHOOL

What You Need To Know

To Balance Your Vaginal Ecology

End The Chapter Of Pain & Open A Chapter of Power!

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an e-course

with Clinical Herbalist, Christina Bertelli

V-SCHOOL IS AN ONLINE COURSE FOR WOMEN WHO WANT TO

PUT VAGINA IMBALANCES IN THE PAST, EXPERIENCE A NEW LEVEL OF FEMININE VITALITY,

AND… ARE READY TO GIVE UP THE DO-IT-ALONE METHOD.

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ENROLLMENT IS CURRENTLY CLOSED.

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I see you, up at night, googling natural cures for vaginitis – again! Just in case there was ground-breaking info you missed since your last session praying to Google for answers. You figure, what’s the harm in hanging out with the computer in bed instead of sleeping because catching quality zzz’s has become a rare thing, sex- a painful thing, and peace will not be found until you figure this health issue out. 

Why does it seem that the cranberry, echinacea, and l-lysine regime that has worked for other women is not enough for you? And why does it appear that all your friends have a clean bill of vagina health even though they are partying with sugar and alcohol – things you can no longer touch without a flare up?

Since the health clinic and Gyno haven’t set you straight yet, you’ve taken this all on yourself. And, it can be a frustrating and burdensome load, so you vacillate between relentless attempts toward improvement and full on sabotage of your efforts.

I get it. I have been there myself.

C-69I’m Christina Bertelli, Herbalist and Creator of Femme Botanica. I’m a lover of medicinal foods and plants, ancient wisdom, intelligent science, and the mystical healing power of Nature.

As a graduated Clinical Herbalist, 5 years out of school, I faced the drama of vaginal health problems on repeat for several years. Even being a savvy, well-resourced, devoted researcher with holistic health training did not give me a free pass out of the maze. No, it took me years and hard earned lessons through trial & error. Yes, there were emotional patterns to witness, financial roadblocks, blaming myself, blaming my partner, and experimenting with so many products that did not work! And I worked in a super fancy herbal pharmacy so I had access to them all!

I felt defeated and depleted. I dreaded the problem intensifying to a point where I would need to resort to drugstore OTC (over the counter) anti fungals or worse, antibiotics– things I knew weren’t getting to the root of my problem and would compromise long term health for short term relief.

Through it all, I learned so much.

I learned to trust the wisdom of my body (& the yoni especially!) I developed deep faith that we really can transform our health problems, and a deep understanding of how to do it. And let me put you at ease, those irritating symptoms you might be having now are all a part of your body’s grand plan to heal itself and become stronger! Inside, you probably knew that already. You’re just in need of a little guidance. Someone to sift through the vast ocean of information on the internet and come up with a course of action for you to follow in order to get better as quickly as possible in a complete, supportive way. 


That’s why I created V-School…

I made this course for smart women who want to get out of this awkward, draining health rut. Whether you have already seen the trials I spoke of in my story above, or you want to avoid them. Whether you have a clear diagnosis or vague not-right feelings. Whether you are already cozy with herbs or not, V-School will deliver a process you can use and re-use to achieve empowered feminine health and balanced vaginal ecology.

Let me formally invite you to quit the do-it-alone method.

Unless you have found the success you seek on the solo journey. And if so, Bravo! But if you haven’t cracked the code yet on your own, we can do this, and have fun doing it, together! 


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V-School is my vision for saving awesome women from expending precious time, money & life force that cannot be returned, while quietly, slowly searching for a way out.

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[I’m ready now, sign me up!]

I believe:

Money and life force energy are things to enjoy & use wisely.

Whole feminine health is something all women deserve and our world needs.

Healing is easier when we harness the power of a group to keep us focused and motivated.


Glossary of Terms:

Some terms (and letters) used thus far might not be 100% clear or feel out of context… Let me explain.

V ::   here it stands for vulva, vagina, + Venus (the Goddess who embodies Beauty, Fertility, Love, Sex, Prosperity, and Desire.)

Y O N I ::   the heart of woman’s creative energy.  womb + vulva + vagina.  symbol of the Goddess. the sacred portal of life.

E C O L O G Y ::   the nature of how organisms relate to one another and to their surroundings.  a movement that seeks to protect the environment, especially from pollution. a holistic approach to the study of systems.  in this context, we are talking about the wizardry of the female reproductive, digestive, and endocrine systems working in conjunction with the populations of bacteria, viruses and fungi, especially in the vulva and vagina.


A Healthy Yoni and Balanced Vaginal Ecology Are The Foundation For A Woman’s Fertility, Immune Power, Emotional Wellness, and Sexual Pleasure.

“The micro biome of the vagina is essential for the survival of the species on the planet.”

– Gregor Reid, microbiologist


 Making the bold choice to transform this part (THE ROOT) of health is radically important!

Because~ this highly intelligent part of our feminine form has been ignored and misunderstood long enough. And standard over-the-counter products are not helping and even making matters worse.

Because~ many women have very sensitive immune systems. This keen sensitivity is an awareness of what’s not right and what’s out of balance. 84% of women who live with bacterial vaginosis, and 75% of women who will experience vaginal candida are sounding the alarm. Let’s listen!

Because~ the level of health in a woman’s womb and vagina affects her whole emotional and physical wellbeing. The sanskrit word for our womb/vagina is YONI. Yoni means sacred creation portal, or the divine orgasmic creation energy of the universe. The physical and psycho-spiritual importance of this part of us is quite obviously, enormous.

Because~ when we heal our vaginas, we will have less uterine and ovarian syndromes, more pH balanced vaginal fluids necessary to create successful pregnancies. When women are happier and healthier at the root of feminine health, the ripples of benefit spill over to her emotional, sexual, spiritual, relationship, and even financial life.


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V-School Syllabus

YONI MEDICINE 101: NUTRITION & HERBS     

– Learn the unique nutrition needs of the vagina and how to replenish with food or supplements

– Get Christina’s guide to the essential & effective natural products

– Make your own vaginal suppositories, sitz baths and herbal sprays to calm inflammation + heal mucus membranes

– Learn herbs + nutrients for approaching the bigger picture of immunity, resilience and adrenal health

– Acute flare up protocols

SEXUAL WELLNESS FOR THE EMPOWERED WOMAN    

– Navigate the contraceptive maze + discover lesser known,  yoni-friendly options from a collection of Rockstar women!

– Herbal care for your sexual partner

– The best holistic strategies for preventing and minimizing sexually transmitted infections

– Reclaim and Rewild your yoni’s sexual energy

– Lubrication, dryness, and mucus mysteries

HEALING FOODS FOR OPTIMUM VAGINAL HEALTH   

– Get more nourishment from your eating experience

– Create probiotic and prebiotic rich meals

– Eat to reduce inflammation, build gut health, liver health, and immunity

– Stabilize blood sugar ups & downs + transform your body’s relationship to sweet

– Experience a healing diet that will bring wellness + power to your mind / body experience

SELF CARE & HEALTHY RHYTHMS 

– Get into a flow of nourishing lifestyle habits and feminine self care practices

– Find out which self care practices and products help and which hurt vaginal ecology

– Learn to approach moon time + menstrual care in a way that nourishes longterm feminine health

YONI ANATOMY: A PHYSICAL + EMOTIONAL MAP 

– Finally learn the details and parts of your feminine center of power and bliss

– Get the map to your outer and inner female anatomy

 

BONUS 1 :  Interview with SARAH THOMAS of Clarity Acupuncture. Learn the power of Daoist Stone Medicine for shifting deep emotional patterns in your DNA , with a focus on the ultimate stone for sexual shame.  

 

BONUS 2 :  Interview with DR. SARASWATI of Nourishing Life + Dao Flow Yoga. Explore the interplay between your body and the earth, water, and wood elements. 3 Sisters Dao Flow Yoga Video – guided yoga sequence with Saraswati, demonstrating poses to balance these 3 meridian channels, knowns as “the 3 Sisters.”

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Balance your vaginal ecology, awaken your sexual health and enliven your feminine vitality.

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 What’s included:

5 modules of step by step guidance to transform vaginal ecology

Sisterhood Support From Private Discussion Forum on Facebook

Challenge activities and journal exercises to bring you quick success

Delicious Healing Foods Recipes that Reset Your Body

Assess the Root of Your Symptoms

Conscious Contraception & Radical Girlfriend Interview Series

Essential Vaginal Health Lifestyle Shifts

Navigate your materials & action steps easily on the user-friendly course platform

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